Friday, October 16, 2009

It's been a while...

Yes, I know. I know.

It's been a while since I've posted anything! It's also been a while since I've:

...slept for more than 2 hours at a time.

...seen my feet when standing up.

...not had to visit the bathroom every hour.

...not waddled like a duck.

...not spent countless hours debating over baby boy names and agonizing over not having one picked already!

...not craved pumpkin something-or-other.

...vacuumed under my bed. (Yeah, the nesting instinct must be kicking in because that dust under there is just driving me mad but I can't move my bed by myself! ARGH!)

...not been overly-cranky with my kids, especially when they seem to want to fight with each other. all. day. long. every. single. day.

HOWEVER---

There are only 11 more days until my due date!

Then life will get really interesting, I'm sure!

So if you don't hear from me in the next couple weeks, it's most likely because I'm cleaning like a mad woman. Or can't waddle all the way to the computer before having to turn around and head back to the bathroom to pee. Or the kids' fighting has finally landed me a stay in the psych ward.

...Or my bed fell on me while I was trying to vacuum up that annoying dust under there.

2 comments:

Allison said...

oh my word you are the funniest person ever!

hope your bed didn't fall on you. :)

Ter said...

I'm sorry ....
but I laughed out loud at your statement about not getting to the computer because you had to waddle back to the bathroom.

Girl, do NOT move that bed til after the baby is born. Dust bunnies are cool, didn't you know? You don't even have to feed them.

Good luck for the remaining days of your pregnancy (and beyond too)